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The greatest piece of video game music ever.

I don’t think I’m exaggerating when I say that this particular song on gameboy changed me in the way that I experience life.

On a side note:  Good friend Rowena Grant-Frost and co writer on Pickman has been nominated for Bachelorette of the year.
She writes good and doesn’t make speling mistakes. It takes two seconds to do so please like her.

I personally have nothing against Ruby Rose (other than the fact that she already had her own TV show, is a successful DJ and claims to be a Geek/Nerd even though she is clearly NOT by conventional standards), but she needs to be put down!

Vote Rowena!

Jurassic Park Art Show.

This is one of the greatest things ever…

I'm always on the lookout for the future ex-Mrs. Malcolm.

 

This came from a Jurassic Park art show. Follow this link to look at the rest!

Pickman Begins

I’m currently working on a puppet short film adaptation of HP. Lovecraft short short story Pickman’s Model. It’s kind of scary, because this the first time I’m directing a narrative piece since a mockumentary I made back at university.

This is also kind Brooke’s pet project, who is an HP Lovecraft fiend, and I really wanted to do it because there would be puppets involved. We’re also entering it into this year’s Lovecraft film festival .

If you don’t know who HP Lovecraft is, don’t worry about it. I still find his stories to be incredibly arduous to read, which is why there are great podcasts about his work (of which Brooke researches for from time to time and can be heard in this episode!)

Here are a few things I have learnt so far…

While working on this I constantly have to stop myself from calling puppets ‘muppets’.
Puppets can be a logistical nightmare, but very rewarding.
The place where we are casting has a lot of open windows, in-between auditions I frequently practise my own puppeteering skills, people who walk see what I’m doing and hope I don’t make eye contact with them.
Describing that the actors will constantly ‘be on their knees’, ‘be in uncomfortable positions’, ‘have sore arms and asses’ makes them wonder what kind of a film we’re actually making.

As I’m writing we’re in the midst of casting the lead actors, fundraising, and making furry tentacles.

It took about seven drafts of the script to get to this point, probably with a couple more to come.
My playstation breaking helped in the completion of the script.

Boring Sunday

It’s raining I’m bored, watch this video.

Bad Robot: Mission Impossible IV bored app.

Argh my eyes!!!

Rich Wang (whom is very talented and you would be a fool not to hire him to film your movies) whom I had the pleasure of working with on a music video has a very good deal on some lights.

I’d buy them myself but I’m currently saving for a lens, and maybe some sexy new underwear with Hello Kitty printed on them…

But I digress, these lights look pretty amazing, and they run on both battery, cable and huge output. Long story short, they’re incredibly flexible when it comes to shooting on location and in studio.

I really wish I had these when I was shooting out in the park, with no lights and no powerpoints in the ground, now my video is too grainy! Le Sigh.

A little light etiquette- when turning on lights always yell ‘Flashing’ so the person standing in front of you doesn’t get blinded by the lights, or when you’re about to take a photo with a flash so the gaffer or electrician doesn’t think the power has blown somewhere or Thor has appeared out of the sky to inflict lightning hammer justice upon you.

You yell ‘saving’ when you turn the power off.

Comic Timing?

No this post is not about a comedian becoming a superhero, but it would be a great article title if Jack Black actually did play Green Lantern (which almost happened). In hindsight it almost seems like a good idea.

So this Friday night at GoMA I will be introducing the Dark Knight (because I sometimes write for Rave Magazine, and I read too many comic books) screening at 8:30 PM. You should come along, and I will fill your head with useless but hopefully interesting trivia.

In the next few weeks I’ll also be introducing Hellboy, Ghost World, Akira and Sword of Vengeance (Lone wolf & Cub). I’ll try not to mess those up either.

I’ll probably be so nervous, and mumbly that i’ll be blacklisted for life at one of the only places in Brisbane that offers free air conditioning without tempting me to purchase something.

Charlie Kaufman seems pretty nervous during this lecture he gave, but he’s written more than a few great films so he’s allowed to be. It’s good viewing, so you should watch it.

ET CAM

Watch this first-

What’s with the running dork you ask?

Brooke and I bought a sheep, its name is Garry.

I wanted to do short vignettes while on my runs and Brooke wanted to shoot something with Garry. Add those two things together, and they become a short called:

Garry and I.

We have one script for exactly one episode, and we tried to film it today, which more or less turned into a camera rehearsal instead because I bunged my knee up last week from running too hard in shoes with no support. (Health Warning: Onitsuka Tigers are for fashion, not for running even if they make you look like Bruce Lee or the Bride).

So because of post holiday poverty, and low end production scale, the idea was to do this thing quickly and without having to set up complicated rigs or steadicams.

Instead we used bought some gaffer tape, a crappy but sturdy iphone case and attached to the front of the bike.

Originally we had attached it to the front basket, however the footage would warp, and it would look like that scene where Batman is attached by fear gas in Batman Begins…Although the effect looked cool, it wasn’t what we wanted for this. So we ended up fastening it onto the bike handlebar. This seemed to take some of the warping off. We also downloaded an 8mm app which seems to cut down ont he warping quite considerably, but then we’re not sure if we’re making a period piece also it changes our aspect ratio, which doesn’t match camera B, on the back of the bicycle.

This tripod carries Brooke’s Canon IXUS which is more or less a sturdy point and shoot. This set up worked like a dream actually, and can give us side shots and front shots. It was also lucky that we had a shitty mini camera tripod that was given as a freebie with my DSLR from eight years ago.

So come next week after my knee has healed sufficiently you will hopefully be able to see the finished product not too long afterwards.

It’s only going to be 30 seconds, so don’t expect too much.

 

2011 Films

These are the movies I saw this year that I rate.

01. The Tree of Life
02. The Muppets
03. Drive
04. Tucker an Dale Vs Evil
05. Submarine
06. Hanna
07. The Skin I live In
09. Rango
10. Detective Dee & The Mystery of the Phantom Flame

Runners Up
11. Cameraman: The Life and Work of Jack Cardiff
12. 13 Assassins
13. Brides Maids
14. Cedar Rapids
15. Adventures of Tin Tin
16. Midnight in Paris
17. Mission Impossible IV
18. I Saw the Devil
19. Being Elmo: A Puppeteer’s Journey
20. Super 8
21. Rise of the planet of the Apes
22. Tabloid
23. Winnie the Pooh
24. Source Code
25. Paranormal Activity 3 & Insidious

Not seen yet but could very well have made the list

Melancholia
Hugo
Beginners
The Illusionist
Young Adult
The Future
Project Nim
Attack the Block
The Tunnel
We Need to Talk about Kevin
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
War Horse
The Girl with the dragon tattoo
The Ides of March
Don’t Afraid of the Dark
The Thing
Red State
Hobo With a Shotgun
Machete
True Legend

Older Movies hadn’t seen or rewatched after a long period of time.

Pee Wee’s Big Adventure
Kuroneko
Uzumaki
Metropolitan
A Fish Called Wanda
The Muppet Movie
Le Samourai
Sleepaway Camp
Top Secret
Space Adventure Cobra
Twisted Nerve
The Fighter
The Five Venoms
CQ
Gozu
Perrot Le Fou
Red Cliff

Ommisions
The Adjustment Bureau
All Star Superman
Batman Year One
Battle: Los Angeles
Captain America: The First Avenger
Contagion
Cowboys and Aliens
Grant Morrison : Talking with Gods
The Green Hornet
Green Lantern : Emerald Knights
Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows (Part 2)
The Human Centipede
The Immortals
Paul
Pirates of the Carribean: On Stranger Tides
Rango
The Sorcerer and the White Snake
Tekken
Take Shelter
Thor


Dork Shines

So earlier in the year Brooke and I were asked to make live visuals for Muse’s upcoming tour ar Leeds and Reading festival, based on our work for Molecules by Russia It’s Winter.

Before taking on this project, we had already made another shadow puppet video, and were thinking of ways to make things technically better this time around.

The first time we filmed in a bedroom, with a shower curtain stretched across a painters frame, and between two storage units to prop it up. We used a house lamp to light it, and puppeteering was like a game of twister.

For this job we were given a piece of artwork from the album Origin of Symmetry and told to base the video on it. After drafting a rough storyline and 30 second test footage it was approved.

After a month of drawing, tracing and cutting robots, friends and myself in weird poses were finally ready to shoot. With the knowledge that we were actually going to be paid this time around, we hired a couple of people to help us puppeteer this time around over three nights in the living room. Brooke and I also bought some Timber from bunnings so we could give our shower curtain screen some legs this time around, so Puppeteering wouldn’t be such a pain.

While the end results aren’t as good as Limbo,  I’m pretty happy with the results, although if we had time, I would have liked to have given the robots more joints and the mosh bit crowd limbs. At the end of the day we figured most people would be paying attention to the band anyway.

So this is the full unedited video before effects and colour were added in. Most of the footage was also inversed, so people could still see the band.
I also picked up a tip from the opening credits to Ghost in the Shell on how to use binary.

And this is our video at Leeds- edited for timing. Although the narrative is gone now, it looks so good up on the big screen that we didn’t really care.

I’d also love to give a special shout out to our crew Patrick Gatling & Shannon Howat for helping us make this video, and to Simon and Clare for getting us the job!

“Too long; didn’t read”

Not too  long ago I went running in an effort to stave off a gigantic George Lucas like neck/chin.

Cheespa bo coopa Solo!

During my run through the park, two birds were learning their aerial maneuvers. I already have a fear of magpies, so as the first time these birds were flying at me and not getting out of the way until the last second, I had already let out a (manlysqueal and ducked out of the way. This continued to happen until I got to the other side of the park.

Birds are fucking scary.

Alred Hitchcock knew this, and by proxy Tippi  Hedren soon learned that birds aren’t meant to be fucked with (Raw Incestuous Energy be damned).

Perhaps you have your own bird attack story?
Or you’d like to goto the Hitchcock retrospective at GOMA?

I’m pretty excited, but also don’t feel the need (read: too poor). Also Brooke and I blew through most of his filmography last year.

While I wait for Final Cut to render, I’ll give you a vague rundown + trivia  on the ones we have seen, and whether we might go.

Rebecca *
I personally don’t remember much about this one, except that it starred Lawrence Olivier. Though Brooke rather enjoyed this one because it reminded her of Girl with the Dragon Tattoo due to a boat house setting, murder mystery and possible male abuse of some kind. Oh and Judith Anderson who we saw in Laura is also in this. She has very Witch like qualities and apparently she played a Vulcan in Search for Spock.

Suspicion
Is Cary Grant a murderer or not? He probably is because I don’t remember because I fell asleep.

Saboteur
I thought this one being a war film would be kind of shit. It was surprisingly enjoyable, but I can’t remember why now. (Gee these write ups are so helpful!)

Shadow of a Doubt
Purportedly Hitchcock’s favourite film of his own. Not mine, but it was okay. There’s something gross about having an uncle who’s a murderer living in your own house.

Spellbound
Has paintings from Salvador Dali, and about the exploration of the min.zzzz..zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Rope *
This was an excellent film from a technical standpoint, set entirely in an apartment, Hitchcock tries to shoots the entirety of the film without ever cutting, so ends up shooting enture 10 minute reels. Based on a play, well executed, and also about gay killers, which was pretty taboo at the time i’d imagine.

Strangers on a Train
Actually, I started watching this one, but haven’t finished it yet. Sorry?

Dial M for Murder *
From what I could remember of the Warner Brothers movie world 3D movie about 3D, this was originally shot in 3D. Also this was re-made into The Perfect Murder starring Gwyneth Paltrow, Michael Douglas and Viggo Mortensen (this being one of two Hitchcock remakes for him, the other being Psycho). I think this one was one of my favourites of his. It was about a Husband who plots to kill his Wife, classic set up. Perfect planning of a murder, it goes wrong, but you almost wish he gets away with it for some reason…

Rear Window *
Pfft Disturbia is way more awesome than this…

We’re buying tickets to this.

To Catch a Thief
Very pretty, classic blockbuster of its time. Everything about this is entertaining and good, except for Grace Kelly’s Marie Antoinette get up at the end. Poor form Edith Head…

The Trouble with Harry
I love how Hitchcock fucks around with the dead. With hilarious consequences.

The Man who Knew too Much
Que Sera Sera was written for this film. A little bit of a globetrotting thriller, it was remade into Taken with Liam Neeson…No not really, but still very enjoyable!

Vertigo
Didn’t like it the first time, mainly due to Jimmy Stewarts obsessive arsehole behaviour, really dug it the second time. I always think of Harvey Danger’ssong - about the movie.

North by Northwest
Great movie all the way through, but I actually think it peaks at the very start with the Saul Bass credits and  score.

Psycho
We don’t have to see this one at Goma because we went when it was playing during the American horror classics season. The original still has the ability to scare people at point of second murder.

The Birds *
yep.

Marnie
This one was hard to watch. I fell asleep in this, and Sean Connery is a brutal bastard in this.

Frenzy *
Paraphrasing – In Frenzy Hitchcock makes film like a young man. – Truffaut. Which is pretty much spot on. It’s brutal, funny and dark, and I think Brooke and I were really surprised at really how good it was considering how late he made it in his career.

* - We’ll be getting tickets for these.

These are the ones we haven’t seen but want to.

The Man who knew too Much (1934)
What? There was an original?
Video Ezy fails us again!

Lifeboat
 

Notorious
I’m seeing this purely because Ingrid Bergman is in this.

The Wrong Man
It has a nice poster? Also it has a good premise.

 

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